As the newspaper of my choice told me lately, the protestants of germany will hold
their annual meeting of synods soon, which will be hold under the theme:
„Was hindert’s, dass ich Christ werde?“
Translation in general sense: Why not become a christian?
Well… apart from all the obvious answers that come to mind, the rediscovery of their
missionary idea gives me a trinity of trouble. First of all: I really can’t stand this lottery
mentality. Of all the religions on this planet, some people just choose one of the many
superstitions available to have a little chance at least to be not too fucked if there is,
against all odds, some sort of afterlife.
Secondly, Mr. Schneider claims that the commitment to Jesus Christ liberates you
from self-justification and self-worship. Isn’t he a real charmer? Just let the church take
care of this nasty stuff! No need to justify your actions by yourself, just let us do the job
and let US tell you if you are a good person! Ah, the sweet hypocrisy of moralists, it
never gets old.
And finally, that troubles me big time:
Are we in fact facing some sort of religious renaissance? In the past six months, I have
faced all kinds of religious people who keep bugging me with their silly ideas. Jehovah’s
Witnesses, Muslims with their information booth in the city centre and even some
Mormons (cross out the second ‘m’ if you please) – which I never heard of in germany
until recently. I am really beginning to feel surrounded by people who try to convince me
of their strange ideas.
I strongly belief that missionary work should be banned by law, and there definitely should
be a human right for not giving a fuck!